Hoopda LALA!

puhjizzlee @ 2005-10-29T19:36:00

2005-10-29T23:38:47Z

i should use this again. but with a new user name.

ideas anyones?

puhjizzlee @ 2005-08-09T01:21:00

2005-08-09T05:22:19Z

my penis. lol tee hee!

puhjizzlee @ 2005-08-04T12:30:00

2005-08-04T16:27:50Z

Join: rrrocket_ship

puhjizzlee @ 2005-07-29T19:27:00

2005-07-29T23:28:12Z

Suck my dick.

BIATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

puhjizzlee @ 2005-07-22T10:47:00

2005-07-22T14:47:47Z

1 858 228 1420

Does that number look familiar to anyone?

Animal Suit Driveby need your help.

2005-07-15T18:38:21Z

http://www.battleofthebands.com/bb9/vote_form.php?band_id=279

As many of you know, ASD are playing the Warped Tour in North Hampton, Mass., Please please take a moment out of your day and vote for them. They would really appreciate it. This will help them out with promoting and gear. Thanks in advance guys.

puhjizzlee @ 2005-06-16T19:01:00

2005-06-16T23:02:36Z

puhjizzlee @ 2005-06-14T21:48:00

2005-06-15T01:49:18Z

On the 8th of July at the Station, Chris Fucking Moulton's (Why Hello, in The Arms Of Providence) new band Cambiata makes its debut with Head Automatica at the station, I am the assistant to the manager and have to sell 20 tickets. Tix are 10 dollars. Will you buy one from me?

puhjizzlee @ 2005-04-04T15:32:00

2005-04-04T19:33:28Z

I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

woot!

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-31T21:09:00

2005-04-01T02:10:55Z

It seemed like just another on-air phone call. Shortly before 10 a.m. today, the hosts of the Kirk, Mark and Lopez morning show on 98 Rock (WIYY-FM) dialed the number of standup comedian Mitch Hedberg, who was scheduled for a phone interview.

The nationally known jokester was booked for five straight shows at Baltimore's Improv beginning last night.

A distraught-sounding woman answered and said that Hedberg wasn't available. She hung up.

The mystery wasn't cleared up until midafternoon today, when the comedian's publicists announced that Hedberg, 37, had passed away the night before. The cause of death was still unknown.

Stephanie Drummond, producer of the drive-time show, was grappling with her disbelief today. Hedberg, who had become a semi-regular in recent years on such national TV shows as Late Night With David Letterman and Late Late With Craig Kilborn, had appeared many times on the station, which works closely with the Improv chain.

"He's a wonderful guy," she said. "His delivery is so dry. He's like [deadpan comic] Steven Wright, with a little bit of hippie in him."

The show was bombarded with e-mails asking about Hedberg today, many wondering if it was an April Fool's joke. It wasn't.

"We'll be playing a lot of his highlights on the [Friday morning] show," she said. "He'll be missed."

Just two weeks ago, the long-haired comic had tried out a few new jokes on the Howard Stern Show. Some were about satellite radio, which he said he was beginning to hear frequently during his cross-country travels. "There's a reason you can curse" on satellite radio, he said. "Nobody's listening."

The Improv announced this afternoon that comedian Randy Kagan, who was slated to open for Hedberg, would be headlining tonight through Sunday.

Oh my god. This is the worst thing to happen to me in a long time. I fucking hate this year, I fucking HATE IT. R.I.P. Mitch, You will be forever missed.

Oh yes..

2005-03-27T23:34:49Z

thanks Rachel.

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-26T09:00:00

2005-03-26T17:06:10Z

R.I.P. In The Arms Of Providence

3.26.05

"For those who have heard and those who haven't - In The Arms of Providence in no longer together. Ironically enough - if you're reading this, you're surfing our new website. Here you can access all that ITAOP was, including a video clip, mp3's and photography.

We've accomplished a lot in the past two years of existence. We've played the shit out of the northeastern quadrant of the united states, released an EP and made a lot of really, really good friends.

When five people who play and create music together don't share the same goals, it’s impossible to move a group forward. Each of us has made the decision to move on and follow our own goals as individuals.

Dan and Micah have chosen to pursue post-secondary education.

Chris is pursuing his endeavors as vocalist/guitarist for the new Portland emo/rock group Why Hello (also featuring good friends of ours - Billy Libby, Pete Genova, and Dan Boyden)

Finally, Mike and myself have chosen to start a new - so far untitled - noise/indie project with our good friends Sam Burns and Jeff Vautin.

You can find updates on Mike and Nate's project through this website for the time being.

I am trying to put together a final Portland, ME show sometime in may to conclude our essence the best way we know how - live - on stage...more details soon

A special thanks to our good friends Too Late The Hero for being there to support us the most and best of luck to them on their first-ever national tour this summer.

Finally - thank you all - every single girl, boy, woman, man, band, animal and robot that has helped make this project what it is today. The past year would have been absolutely meaningless without your support....
much love"

Taken from there official website...

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-17T15:51:00

2005-03-17T20:51:21Z

This is what I do when I need Teri to feel loved...

2005-03-17T04:50:44Z

I just wanna feel you tonight
making sure the moment's just right
I could die just staring in your eyes
I just wanna feel your heartbeat
hold you even closer to me
Fall asleep with you right by my side
We'll see fireworks tonight

Plain White T's - "Fireworks"

Teri, I love you.

I heard that and now I can't get you out of my head.
So I figure when you check here tommorow and see this.
You will do that "aww" thing that I just love.
I figured the best way to make your day was by doing this.
I just love making your day.

Teresa Janette Rickahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-16T11:48:00

2005-03-16T16:52:43Z

I be straght up gangster G. My toes are so fucking cold. Jesus man it wouldnt suprise me if they turned blue. It sucks hardcore. I love Ben Folds. He makes me very very very happy. So I decided I will grace you with some Ben Fold's lyrics.

everybody knows

it hurts to grow up

but everybody does

it's so weird to be back here

let me tell you what

the years go on and

we're still fighting it

and you're so much like me

i'm sorry

Ben Folds - Still Fighting It

I got shit running throught my brain,

It's so intense that I can't explain.

All alone in my white-boy pain,

Shake your booty while the band complains.

Ben Folds - Rockin' The Subburbs

I am 89% Video Game Addict.

I got a problem, man. I may not find the answer to life in a video game. I need to turn off the console or computer, go outside and try some reality for a change.

Take the
Video Game Addict Test
@ FualiDotCom

FUCK YES!

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-15T11:12:00

2005-03-15T16:11:50Z

xMari xOx: hey who is this
DeadOnArrival713: this is pj
xMari xOx: oh your a fag
DeadOnArrival713: heh...at least im not a wigger
xMari xOx: do you no how this is
DeadOnArrival713: I am guessing Derek
xMari xOx: ya and your going to get your ass kiked
DeadOnArrival713: *kicked
xMari xOx: you are so fucking stuppid
DeadOnArrival713: *stupid
xMari xOx: ya i dont care dont you get that
DeadOnArrival713: *yeah
xMari xOx: you fucking dshit
DeadOnArrival713: *shit
DeadOnArrival713: or did you mean dip shit?
xMari xOx: no dum
DeadOnArrival713: *dumb
xMari xOx: oh big d
DeadOnArrival713: *deal? I am assuming
xMari xOx: m going to fuck you up bitch jest rem that
DeadOnArrival713: *just
DeadOnArrival713: *remember?
DeadOnArrival713: I don't get why I am upsetting you, all I am doing is correcting your spelling

Then he blocked me. I <3 wiggers. I wonder if anyone here will appreciate that as much as I do. Wiggers are so cool.

Update: A shit load of ants hatched in my living room. I hate ants so much they scare me so bad. AHHH!

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-14T09:51:00

2005-03-14T14:51:22Z

Hey people, ASD's new single "Sugar Pills" got added to WCYY. Please help them out and call up WCYY and request SUGAR PILLS for The Top Five At Five, CALL 792.WCYY

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Call WCYY and do this for them.

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-13T10:02:00

2005-03-13T15:02:25Z

Whirlwind Weekends are the best.

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-10T21:19:00

2005-03-11T02:19:28Z

[01] Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
[02] I will then tell what song[s] remind me of you.
[03] Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
[04] Last, i will try to name a single word that best describes you.
[05] Put this in your journal.

AndrewRSox: lol, there are like 8 black people in our school of 360+
AndrewRSox: and like 4 of them were in a fight today

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-10T13:34:00

2005-03-10T18:40:46Z

I am torn over keeping my icon or getting a new one, I have a few icons I am considering so ive me some feedback on whether or not I should get them...

So tell me what you think...

Bitching.

2005-03-09T18:29:21Z

Okay, I decided to make my ElJizzle show only

one entry at a time. So, If people want to bitch they will have to

search for the entry in which they would like to bitch in.

I decided in this entry I will give a "Shout-Outs" to clear things up.

Teri-I don't really have anything directed to say at you for this entry

so just keep being you.I am only doing this so you wont bitch at me.

Eric-Sorry for yesterday, I know that probbably doesnt mean shit to you

and for good reason. I have just had enough of you protruding into

other peoples buisness and trying to change things when really they

have nothing to do with you. Things just tend to explode between you

and I. So if there's any chance of me being able to take shit back then

fine I will. I just need you to know that I and several other people

can no longer take your constant bitching and your constant judging.

Morgan & Stephanie-Stop bitching at/about eachother. Actually I

don't really care if you guys bitch at eachother just dont go out of

your ways to include me in it. I am not going to take sides. I love you

both.(As friends before Eric bitches at me for saying that) If you guys

want to bitch then fine. Just don't involve me I have had enough of all

of this drama. It has me contemplating livejournals and thinking about

switching to a different kind of blog (Xanga, Blurty, Greatest Journal

etc...)

Tom-I completely understand why everything is pissing you off. Thank you for being there to agree with me and what not.

Heather M.-As far as things go between you and I we are fine. Yet, I do

think that you need to just get over Eric. You are taking things like

if they a romantic relationship. So do not stress about it. If Eric

wants to change and decide to hate you then so be it.

Rachel (Yeah, That's right you the NH chick)-Thank you for putting up

with my bitching and what not. I told you we would be best friends.

Hmm...Do I have everyone covered? Wait, No.

Aaron-You need to stop playing both sides of the field and decide who

you agree with and who you don't agree with. Instead of bitching about

Eric to me and bitching about me to Eric. I don't care if you bitch

about either of us, just make up your mind which of us is worse. That

and, I want to bang the shit out of you(Yet again, Eric, I do not want

you to bitch about this comment)

Amanda-Thanks for putting up with EVERYBODY and all of our bitching. I forgot to add you at first but here you are.

Now that I have that over I would like to please ask everyone to calm

down on the drama. I mean yes, it does make for some interesting

thoughts and conversations but I seriously do not need anymore drama.

So just don't worry about stuff and if it doesnt involve you don't

judge it.

Thanks for reading this guys. All I have left to say is said below me.

</lj-cut>

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-08T19:33:00

2005-03-09T00:33:28Z

Teresa Janette Ricker, I love you with all my heart whether or not you choose to believe me.
I went crazy without you and am sorry that I always seem to upset you.
I am sorry that it seems like I flirt with every living thing.
I am not sorry that your back in my life though.
I don't care what it takes anymore if it will make you happy.
I don't even give a shit about anything but keeping you happy anymore.
I know this doesnt fix things or reassure you of your trust in me,
I just want you to know that I don't try to make you upset and that I love you.
Whether it counts to you or not.

I never wanted us to fade out (fade out)
Resting on a love that fell apart (torn apart)
Where are you, I need you
You still have my heart
Still have my heart
"Big Apple Heartbreak" - Yellowcard

puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-08T15:46:00

2005-03-08T20:50:37Z

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puhjizzlee @ 2005-03-07T19:07:00

2005-03-08T00:11:47Z

New PJ is dead.

Well, Fuck me.

2005-03-07T20:51:19Z

So I recently came to the decision that I am in fact an asshole. I also only care about myself. I don't even give a shit anymore because I don't know how I feel or how I want to feel. All I know is I am an asshole. I tend to just do assholish things even if I did not actually do them. I think I will just go and crawl in my little and whittle away to nothing so that I can spare the world any further torment. I know it would help all of you out. I tend to do things for reasons I didnt know I did them for. I thought I did stuff for reasons that I agreed with. Apparently not, I guess if I don't even think for myself I will not even live for myself. I take it most of you do not understand what I am saying. I will try to dumb it down for you. I can no longer have reasons of my own because the general public will turn that reason into something much much worse. I guess I can't get mad about it though because I no long think for myself. I will just go sit in a corner and melt away into nothing. Starting now I will give you a step by step guide on how I am going to change myself into a good person.

Step 1: Give up on anything involving sex, Most problems caused are apparently the fault of my penis.

Step 2: Just agree with everyone even if there wrong

Step 3: Never EVER tell anyone anything personal.

Step 4: Never talk.

Step 5: Never Eat (so that I wont be fat and then even Morgan wont have a problem with me)

Step 6: Fuck personality! If I want to stay out of trouble I am going to have to become a mindless zombie

Step 7: Make sure that if I do speak its the truth and especially if it hurts someones feelings because whenever you try to save someone by not telling them something you just end up a bigger asshole then you were in the first place.

Step 8: Now that I have gave up on sex, avoided conflict, Not told anyone anything, Discontinued my speaking, Became increddibly skinny,lost my personality and made sure that I always told people the bitter truth. I need to solve world hunger and/or find the cure for cancer because if I dont do that I will just be a waste of space anyways.

So there we have it. My guide on becoming the "New PJ". I gurantee everyone is going to love him. He is so perfect! I mean look, He never makes too much noise, he is skinny, he isnt self centered, he doesnt break hearts and he always knows that hes is wrong and YOU are right.